In Case You Were Wondering But Were Too Afraid to Try . . .
December 5, 2007
In case you were wondering but were too afraid to try, if you leave a plastic jug of peanut oil outside (the jug with the leftover oil from the deep-fried turkey), the critters in them thar woods right behind your house will do their best to claw their way through the plastic into the peanuty goodness. In fact, they’ll even manage to make one big claw mark on the bottom that you don’t know exists. Until later.
In case you were wondering but were too afraid to try, letting the peanut oil in that clawed jug leak all over your garage floor overnight leaves your house smelling like overcooked meat.
In case you were wondering but were too
afraid smart to try, cleaning up a couple gallons of peanut oil with newspaper only leaves you with a wonderful example of how long eternity is.
But I’m still thankful.
There is Oil Dry.